My new career

So I have finally made up my mind regarding my plans after retirement. I figure it needs to be something that will pay well in a location that I would want to reside in for the rest of my life. Get a job in a location with good schools, nice weather and plenty of things to do on my off time. The job will need to be conducive to raising a family with ample time off and a work load that will give me time to enjoy my time with my family.

Well folks, I think I have it all figured. I am going to appoint myself as the Minister of Travel for Kuwait (unless that title already exists, then I am staging a coup and conducting a hostile takeover).

I have it all figured out. This isn't really a bad place to plan your next vacation; people just need to be turned on to all of the wonderful things this amazing country has to offer. I will outline a few things that make this the next destination for world travelers of all types.

The first thing I would outline as the newly appointed (or taken) Kuwait minister of tourism is the amazing scenery this part of the world has to offer.





Just look at that view. Few places allow you to see for miles in any direction without having your view interrupted by pesky trees or annoying mountains. No sir, you will find few other places where your eyes are free to roam to the horizon, or at least to the constant haze that hangs in the air. Besides that, every day here is a day at the beach! Look at those beautiful sand dunes. It's the beach without having to worry about getting eaten by a shark, your kids drowning, or how fat your thighs look in your new bathing suit. Think of the possibilities!

Something else that needs to be shown the world at large is the incredible weather here in Kuwait. Not only do we have great summer weather so you can enjoy all of your time at the beach.


But just when you are starting to think, "Boy is it hot" a sandstorm comes in and blocks the sun for you. Like your own personal umbrella. A simply magical experience.



That picture shows what an approaching sandstorm at 2:30 in the afternoon can look like. As you can see... plenty of shade. We would provide pictures during the storm to make the experience even better, but as you can imagine cameras and sand as fine as baby powder do not mix well.

Lets talk about accommodations. After your long day at the beach you will need a place to wash the sand out of your hair, and your ass, your mouth, your ears, and any other orifice I didn’t mention. Here in Kuwait they have many 5 star (of david) hotels. Below is a picture of one of the many beach front, and back, bungalows you can rent for a very modest fee.



As you can see it has all of the amenities. Central, and exterior, air. Numerous skylights. A one car garage and a two car living room. And no one to bother you for miles and miles and miles. Hospitality like that may seem like a dream to many, but here in Kuwait it can all be had for a price anybody, and I do mean anybody, can afford.

So as you can plainly see, this country needs a minister of tourism; or at least a new one. So if any of you want to join me, feel free to come. There is room for everybody here in lovely Kuwait.